elmify:

I discovered a nice little coffee shop near my apartment, and instead of thinking “this is very convenient,” my first thought was my life’s coffee shop au is about to begin

Update: I was at the aforementioned coffee shop and this guy sat down next to me near the window. A pretty barista came over with his drink, and she said to him: “This isn’t right. You’re supposed to sit at the counter! You’re supposed to tell me stories!” And the guy laughed, and they both looked at the counter (where all the spots were taken) and he was like, “We could kick someone out.” And she was like, “I would do that! Which one?” And they joked around a bit more, and then she went back behind the counter, and as soon as someone vacated their spot he moved all his stuff over to the counter, and I realized, this is not my coffee shop au. I am in their coffee shop au. 

teenwolf:

So this happened…and my life is complete 

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tyleroakley:

tastefullyoffensive:

Rows: Jam, Honey, MarshmallowColumns: Crunchy, Nutella, Creamy

JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL.

tyleroakley:

tastefullyoffensive:

Rows: Jam, Honey, Marshmallow
Columns: Crunchy, Nutella, Creamy

JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL.

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Dior - Spring Summer 2011

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rubberbandgirlme:

if cap3 isn’t called “captain america and falcon: we’re up all night to get bucky”, i’m not watching it

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takiki16:

dalekofchaos:

Game Of Thrones fandom Houses 2.

Source:http://lokiable.deviantart.com/ and various of other sources I can’t find.

HOUSE HOUSE

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deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan:

castielthebadassangel:

thegabbicave:

0ftenhated:

savannahfaerie:

doctorsaxon:

sweetmotherofpie:

Imagine a movie like The Avengers

But instead of Marvel heroes joining forces

It was Disney Princesses

“I have an army,” Maleficent taunted.

“Yeah?” said Rapunzel, “We have Kuzco.”

YOU THREW OFF MY GROOVE

“That’s my secret Mulan… I’m always off groove

image

“Kuzco.. Smash

when he’s angry he turns into a giant llama

image

LKFD;KFKLS;

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mexicanest:

reading the first question on a test
image

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mazarin221b:

banditbrineshrimp:

personifyingchaos:

Dylan Moran on adulthood

[x] oh my god his delivery

…fuck.

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sootonthecarpet:

what if instead of a same gender detective partnership who keep getting mistaken for a romantic couple, you had a same gender romantic couple who keep getting mistaken for detectives
‘hello, I’m sam darling, and this is my partner gregory hitch’ ‘AH YES THE PRIVATE DETECTIVES’ ‘what??? no we just came for some ice cream why is there police tape everywhere’

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