incomprehensiblelentils:

wildparsnip:

my mom is on the phone with my dad (a microbiologist) and she told him “go to bed, turn off the computer, and just, just don’t do science. don’t do any science”

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irimonster:

airpiratealynn:

r-h-macumblr:

Then finish it… ’Cause I’m with you till the end of the line.

i hate this i hate everything

this is it.
this is the winter soldier

irimonster:

airpiratealynn:

r-h-macumblr:

Then finish it… ’Cause I’m with you till the end of the line.

i hate this i hate everything

this is it.

this is the winter soldier

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Beautiful reading places
Reading books is not a simple process for many people. Most of them want to create the perfect atmosphere to be able to enjoy the book as much as they can. Some like to read in nature, others where it’s comfortable and quiet. 
That’s why we’ll show you some beautiful places from around the world, which are chosen as the best reading places and also have the best look. The choice of the book is up to you. 
  1. Library Acqua Alta in Venice
  2. Shakespeare and Company in Paris
  3. House of Rock in Wisconsin 
  4. New York Public Library
  5. Royal reading room of Portugal
  6. The library at Hearst castle in California

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tramampoline:

Favourite jokes

  • Referring to any four-legged animal as a weird dog
  • Massively underestimating the number of nearly uncountable objects
  • Massively overestimating the number of clearly countable objects
  • Bad puns in TV episode titles

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slimiest:

a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant
“two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’”
“got it. check my dashboard”
“that skeleton gif you like is back again”
he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”

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shitjimmyshoots:

shitjimmyshoots:

Abandoned Plantation Manor (Virginia)

I NEED TO GOOO

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elmify:

I discovered a nice little coffee shop near my apartment, and instead of thinking “this is very convenient,” my first thought was my life’s coffee shop au is about to begin

Update: I was at the aforementioned coffee shop and this guy sat down next to me near the window. A pretty barista came over with his drink, and she said to him: “This isn’t right. You’re supposed to sit at the counter! You’re supposed to tell me stories!” And the guy laughed, and they both looked at the counter (where all the spots were taken) and he was like, “We could kick someone out.” And she was like, “I would do that! Which one?” And they joked around a bit more, and then she went back behind the counter, and as soon as someone vacated their spot he moved all his stuff over to the counter, and I realized, this is not my coffee shop au. I am in their coffee shop au. 

teenwolf:

So this happened…and my life is complete 

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tyleroakley:

tastefullyoffensive:

Rows: Jam, Honey, MarshmallowColumns: Crunchy, Nutella, Creamy

JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL.

tyleroakley:

tastefullyoffensive:

Rows: Jam, Honey, Marshmallow
Columns: Crunchy, Nutella, Creamy

JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL.

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